Definitions by wesa23519

MRE 

Sexual slang for "Meal, Ready to Eat". Anyone that is either wearing crotchless underwear or none at all (i.e. going commando, freeballing, etc.) to make themselves more accessible for oral sex.

Woman 1: It's date night, should I go lace or crotchless?
Woman 2: Forget the panties, be an MRE.
Woman 1: MRE?
Woman 2: You know, a meal ready to eat.
Woman 1: Well, I do pair well with wine.

MRE by wesa23519 July 11, 2020

Aural 

Of or relating to the ear or to the sense of hearing

Swimmers ear is an aural condition

Aural by wesa23519 September 4, 2011

Strain 

A strain is a genetic variant or subtype of a microorganism (e.g. virus or bacterium or fungus). For example, a "flu strain" is a certain biological form of the influenza or "flu" virus.

H1N1 is a common strain of influenza

Strain by wesa23519 September 4, 2011

Aural Herpes 

Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.

Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.

Aural Herpes by wesa23519 September 4, 2011