50 definitions by weasel
similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 19, 2005
the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration
by weasel May 4, 2005
coolest question mark in the world. on a lap-top its Alt+/ of Alt+Shift+/
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191
by weasel May 12, 2004
by weasel October 28, 2003
sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.
dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...
by weasel February 4, 2005
nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"
english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool
english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool
by weasel February 17, 2005
The Best skateboarding shoe around. Rates #1 on like 5 websites I've seen. And they are hella comfortable. Model Shoes include Patriot, Rival, Herritage, Scout, and Strike and were created by Jamie Thomas.
by weasel August 9, 2004