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similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 19, 2005
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the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration
craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once
by weasel May 4, 2005
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coolest question mark in the world. on a lap-top its Alt+/ of Alt+Shift+/
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191
Weaselboy13y: s^ homez¿
Da Matt Says:nm bitch...
by weasel May 12, 2004
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sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.
dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...
by weasel February 4, 2005
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nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"

english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool
that was a nuz movie
your shirt is nuz
you are the nuz
by weasel February 17, 2005
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The Best skateboarding shoe around. Rates #1 on like 5 websites I've seen. And they are hella comfortable. Model Shoes include Patriot, Rival, Herritage, Scout, and Strike and were created by Jamie Thomas.
I'm getting my new pair of Fallen shoes in a week!
by weasel August 9, 2004
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