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The male equivalent to the queef, a quidge is a fart noise produced by the penis. A rare occurance, the sound produced is noticible in extremely quiet conditions, often a dry release of air resembling dust or gravel.
Man, I let out a rippling quidge last night when I was with Shirley, it was so embarrassing!
by wbaby January 8, 2010
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