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Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Real

Describing super extreme weather conditions.
You better grab a hat and coat, its getting way real out there!!
by wallyTour October 20, 2009
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Bikefonting

The act of using GPS technology to track you as you ride your bike out to spell enormous words and artforms!
I just finished another bikefonting masterpiece!
by wallytour June 16, 2010
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Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!
by wallytour March 17, 2008
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Skittles

A large group of Baltimore Sport and Social Club members all wearing their team shirts together at the same time. The result is a colorful group of human "skittles".
"Dude, don't go into that bar right now, its loaded with skittles!"
by wallyTour September 30, 2009
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Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.
Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...
by wallytour January 28, 2008
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Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.
Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!
by wallyTour February 3, 2010
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