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Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.
"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."
by wallyTour September 21, 2009
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Baltimored

To observe the act or aftermath of some kind of injustice.
Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.
Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!
by wallyTour February 3, 2010
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Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Bootleg

Beyond audio piracy, anything that is "bootleg" is fake, unfashionable, or lacking in any way.
Dude, that rent-a-cop is so bootleg!
by wallyTour October 20, 2009
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Urbfetti

A loose term used to describe any kind of material blowing in the urban winds of a larger city.
The nearby urbfetti was mesmerizing until the realization was made that it was merely garbage once it landed!
by wallyTour June 1, 2010
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Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!
by wallytour March 17, 2008
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