wallyTour's definitions

Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.

Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!

by wallyTour February 3, 2010

Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.

Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

Baltimored

To observe the act or aftermath of some kind of injustice.

Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.

"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."

by wallyTour September 21, 2009

Skittles

A large group of Baltimore Sport and Social Club members all wearing their team shirts together at the same time. The result is a colorful group of human "skittles".

"Dude, don't go into that bar right now, its loaded with skittles!"

by wallyTour September 30, 2009

Bootleg

Beyond audio piracy, anything that is "bootleg" is fake, unfashionable, or lacking in any way.

Dude, that rent-a-cop is so bootleg!

by wallyTour October 20, 2009

Real

Describing super extreme weather conditions.

You better grab a hat and coat, its getting way real out there!!

by wallyTour October 20, 2009