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Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
by veeds1 September 6, 2009
Get the contradiction pilemug. When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.
Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"
by veeds1 July 22, 2009
Get the double dutch textingmug. The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.
This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?
That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.
2. So are you and Anna still getting along?
Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.
2. So are you and Anna still getting along?
Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
Get the twatfacemug. Someone who is a sexual deviant or well versed in many sexual techniques. they are a freak in the bedroom.
by veeds1 September 4, 2009
Get the Dirty Fuckmug. Butch "What a hottie!! is she new in town?"
Femme "No, she's new to the scene, her lemon cherry is still intact!"
Butch "That won't last long"
Femme "No, she's new to the scene, her lemon cherry is still intact!"
Butch "That won't last long"
by veeds1 September 27, 2009
Get the lemon cherrymug. Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.
Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.
Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.
Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?
Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
Get the kippersmug. the face reserved for coitus when you know you are gonna cum real soon and have given up on waiting for your partner to climax.
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
Get the evil sex grinmug.