vashill's definitions

agroforgify

the act of picking on someone who never really did anything to you.

Wolfman, Toughest Guy on Earth: I'm agroforgifying right now. I'm so mad that Vashil is flooding the vote section!!!
Vashil: lol, ok.

by vashill April 5, 2020

what cup

a cup you drink out of that asks you a lot of questions.

Father: *grabs a what cup and pours coffee in it and reads the newspaper*
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?

by vashill April 5, 2020

the alternate universe

the place where magic happens.

Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.

by vashill April 5, 2020

hit me up

something someone says when they want you to call them on the phone.

Jason: That was a great dinner, Cheryl. Hit me up when you get home.
Cheryl: For sure.

by vashill April 5, 2020

coronapirus

A pie with the Coronavirus on it.

Jordan: I want a pie right now.
Pie shop owner: We only have coronapirus here.
Jordan: Is it a pie?
Pie shop owner: Yeah bu-
Jordan: I'll take it.

10 minutes after eating coronapirus...
Jordan lays in his hospital bed, coughing like crazy.

by vashill April 5, 2020