turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

pepto-bismol

When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!

John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.

by Turd August 25, 2004

malarky

kickass sk8 team from arcata.

sage irie saktes for malarky because he is cool.

by turd December 11, 2003

the empire strikes from behind

When a male sneaks up behind a female in the bathroom and plunges his penis into her ass while giving her a swirly.

examples are over rated

by Turd June 10, 2004

prairie doggin'

when you gotta go #2 so bad-the prairie dogs' head is peekin out of his hole

by turd December 23, 2002

donkey raping shit eater

an asshole

fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark

by turd December 11, 2003

dirty dempsey

PJ is a turd

You are a dirty dempsey!!!!

by Turd December 11, 2003