trollbog's definitions

trog

1. A slur for a non-transhumanist.

2. Someone who fails to transcend, and indeed ciscends, or exhibits ciscendant behavior.

3. A slur for a theistic, spiritual, or religious person.

Look at you, eating Pinkberry like a fucking trog. I bet you've never even burned down a church for sport, you candy ass ciscendant motherfucker.

by trollbog July 23, 2012

bonerate

An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.

I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.

by trollbog January 9, 2012

punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

GAF

Short for Generic Asian Female. See also GHAF.

Invokes a Platonic ideal form of Asian female. A useful heuristic for pseudoscientific and often ironic racialist discussion.

I enjoy only the finer things in life, .gifs and GAF's.

by trollbog October 7, 2012