1 definition by tpohankajr

The joint relationship between two eternal lovers, one being the cutest blonde female with blue sunflower filled eyes. The other lover must have brown eyes that light up when the female is present. Mammy's have everything you can think of in common. Mammy's are very intercourse oriented lovers that eat macaroni and cheese once satisfied. Preferably Panera Bread. Mammy's live for roughly 112 years, and find one anothers love once the age of 18 is reached. They are together for 94 years. Family Pattern: 6 kids, no pets, white picket fence, substantial amount of land, trees, and many cars(Jeep Wrangler and Corvette). Mammy's will do anything for one another and have the best kisses.
Gosh, those two have to be Mammy's, they are so cute. They are always matching!

Random Wife: Honey, Why can't we fmlove like those Mammy's?

Random Husband: Am I not good enough? -__-
Random Wife: No, you are... they do the Himen, and the Hideit. Get more creative you coobie.
by tpohankajr June 28, 2011
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