3 definitions by thotssuckass
She is like super serious. She is way too mature. She has a cute nose, like fr. I think her name is Russian or something. She wants the worm. When she likes someone she doesnt get over them as fast as she caught feelings, sadly. She will chase you even if you hurt her, you're taken, or you have no fucking interest in her cute ass. She is lowkey kinda thick, and super skinny. Like wtf? But she's the perfect friend. She gives amazing advice, (no she doesn't), and she knows how to make you laugh when you're down. She doesn't get as much love as she deserves, so like love her. She is the bestest fucking friend ever. Never lose a Natasha, you'll lose your happiness. PERIODTTTTT.
Natasha: "How did i escape from Iraq?"
Melanie: "um idk?"
Natasha: "Iran."
Melanie: "hahahahhah you're so funny Natasha."
Melanie: "um idk?"
Natasha: "Iran."
Melanie: "hahahahhah you're so funny Natasha."
by thotssuckass April 28, 2019
melanie is a tricky bitch, she has poofy hair, shes has cute eyelashes,and has a nice ass, she has big dick energy and likes saying hey hee, she has a boyfriend named jose, they broke up one time but they are back together now lol, he likes doing drogas (drugs if u dont speak spanish lol), so yea her nudes got leaked, bro dont mess with meanies she's crazy, she also hates jaisel, i mean no one likes jaisel lol, soo melanies do like music like billie eyelash.
melanie- im so hungry but im lack toes and toddler ants
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*
by thotssuckass April 28, 2019
by thotssuckass July 7, 2019