8 definitions by themilkmantrink
When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
by themilkmantrink July 16, 2011
To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 22, 2011
After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.
by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011
Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
by themilkmantrink July 23, 2011
Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
by themilkmantrink August 9, 2011
To take in more than the recommended dosage of life, typically lethal.
i.e. to die of natural causes.
i.e. to die of natural causes.
Old man Nelson's been living for so long, it's only a matter of time before he's going to OD on life.
by themilkmantrink July 29, 2011
The seemingly infinite amount of road construction resulting from recent plans to improve infrastructure.
by themilkmantrink August 3, 2011