2 definitions by thekid9176
1. When a girls clearly out of your league, but you've been going through a rough patch in your life so she decides to bang you in the name of emotional charity.
2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."
2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."
Person 1: How'd you get with Ashley last weekend? She so out of your league!
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.
by thekid9176 June 22, 2017
Frat bro #1: "The aephi sorority just uploaded their spring break pictures, and I can't tell any of them apart."
Frat bro #2: "I know what you mean. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer."
Frat bro #1: "Same shit, they're both from Long Island."
Frat bro #2: "I know what you mean. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer."
Frat bro #1: "Same shit, they're both from Long Island."
by thekid9176 July 22, 2015