2 definitions by thedrod
A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
by thedrod March 26, 2012
SSWLAP stands for "Slight Smile While Looking At Phone." Many people over use "lol" while texting. Studies have shown that 9 out 10 "lol"s are not actually laughs out loud, but instead a slight grin or smile while reading the texts.
Woman: How about I text you when I head that way?
Man: How about yes?
Woman: LOL
Man: That wasn't that funny, I have no doubt you did not laugh when that text was read, you just did a SSWLAP.
Woman: LOL
Man: How about yes?
Woman: LOL
Man: That wasn't that funny, I have no doubt you did not laugh when that text was read, you just did a SSWLAP.
Woman: LOL
by thedrod December 17, 2014