thecelticworrier's definitions

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Family

1 Ones relatives

2 When used in the name of an organization, the word "family" can imply that this group is extremely anti gay.

"Fuck, what happened to your face, Roy?"
"I got ambushed by those "Family Values" thugs as i got off the bus.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Potterhead

A person, typically female, who is a fanatical follower of Harry Potter.

Dude, that girl is such a Potterhead, she tried to make me wear a Daniel Radcliffe mask while we did it.

by thecelticworrier July 18, 2021

go with the flow

Something people do when they are too stupid to think for themselves.

I just go with the flow. Its easier than coming up with my own ideas or opinions

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Also knows as "the shocker" or "two in the pink, one in the stink", this charming little gesture of love is guarannteed to please even the most frigid of feminists. Trim your nails, sports fans, you're in for a wild night.

"Hey Clarence, what did you do for your anniversary?"
It was great. We made out and then I gave her a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "

by thecelticworrier November 3, 2021