1 definition by the1darren84
Crisp, clean and somebody that always gets consensually whatever they want. If there was a term of amazing and good looking this individual would be a Eller, Ellers are and will always be amazing as fuck. If you're ever so privileged to be with one of these people in their very presence, turn into a Serial stalker right then and there. For your escapades will be rewarded with great Valor and treasure
If they were to rewrite the Bible Eller would be the only word in it. If there was a language that the gods ever spoke it would be the language of Eller. If you ever had the best sex you've ever had in your entire life you have just had an Eller.
It is true if you meet these individuals who are a select few Shirley follows riots problems and drama because the desire to have these people in their life. If you meet a woman that is married to Anne Eller you must respect her and treat her like a queen because in the old world of the world she would be. But if your name is not Eller know this you will be banished from the kingdom you have no dick and your pussy. And we are not talking about the pussy that is a good kind we're talking about the little sissy Cry Baby Bitch not the thing you lick.
Back in the day people would say god speed. In the future they will say Eller speed!
If they were to rewrite the Bible Eller would be the only word in it. If there was a language that the gods ever spoke it would be the language of Eller. If you ever had the best sex you've ever had in your entire life you have just had an Eller.
It is true if you meet these individuals who are a select few Shirley follows riots problems and drama because the desire to have these people in their life. If you meet a woman that is married to Anne Eller you must respect her and treat her like a queen because in the old world of the world she would be. But if your name is not Eller know this you will be banished from the kingdom you have no dick and your pussy. And we are not talking about the pussy that is a good kind we're talking about the little sissy Cry Baby Bitch not the thing you lick.
Back in the day people would say god speed. In the future they will say Eller speed!
by the1darren84 September 10, 2017