12 definitions by t_doffing
A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.
Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations.
"That guy Tony is a badass."
"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.
A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...
The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.
A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...
The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.
(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.
John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.
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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.
White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.
John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.
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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.
White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 21, 2009
This is the act of giving your partner oral sex for awhile, and then your partner giving you oral sex for awhile, as opposed to 69ing.
This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.
Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.
This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.
Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.
Bob: What did you end up doing last night?
John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.
Bob: Shut up!
John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.
Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
Sex that is a direct result of a man's sexual partner/ex-partner bragging to friends, relatives, co-workers, and various other heifers and hos, about the sexual skills or size of her hook-up/boyfriend/husband.
The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
John: Man, I got some sweet referral pussy last night.
Bob: Whaaa? No shit?
John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.
Bob: Shut up!
Bob: Whaaa? No shit?
John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.
Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 16, 2009
When dancing at the club: This is when a woman faces away from you, bends over, and uses you like a stripper pole. This usually includes booty to package contact, with rhythmic grinding, followed with a quick squat performed by the woman to where dat ass either hits the dance floor, or your shoe.
When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
lil Wayne in the song, 'Every Girl': "...I just wanna get behind it, and watch you back it up and dump it..."
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Bob: What did you do this weekend?
John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
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Bob: What did you do this weekend?
John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
by t_doffing July 28, 2009