sweetness-and-light's definitions

Jenny from the block

A total fucking joke, because even though she did live in the Bronx, Miss Lopez actually went to private school and got private dance lessons every day. My heart bleeds...

Jennifer Lopez: I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!

Ben Affleck: Shut up bitch

by sweetness-and-light July 18, 2007

std

Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.

I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...

by sweetness-and-light July 11, 2007

eggy

When someone is being a downer, hostile, whiny, or just not 'going with the flow'.

Angela: we're planning a surprise birthday for Kenny tonight!
Tim: What an idiotic idea.
Angela: Stop being so bloody eggy!

by sweetness-and-light July 18, 2007

SwearBear

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.

My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.

by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

clairemont

A large community in San Diego. Where it borders UC it is pretty run down and not that nice, tonsss of tagging and little studio apartments, and those kind of ghetto ass clusters of stores selling shit like tacky fake-Chanel necklaces and hooker dresses. Then as you get into the center of Clairemont it is actually nothing, jus neighborhoods with the occasional little strip mall type thing with some 99 cent stores and a subway, and maybe a rite aid. some of the houses in the middle are actually pretty expensive. As you get east it turns ghetto again...

Nikki said she was from La Jolla but the bitch was lying, she's from Clairemont.

by sweetness-and-light June 15, 2007

tres flores

If you ever wondered how Mexican girls get their hair so shiny in their ponytail, it'z cuz they put Tres Flores in it. It's a sticky yellow thing that looks (and proly tastes) like earwax. Golden Sun is another type of brilliantine, but you know that shit doesn't smell as good as our tres flores!

Jane: Damn Raquel, how did you get your hair so shiny? Did you use earwax?

Raquel: No, I don't have to anymore since I got Tres Flores!

Jane: Wow I have to try it >smiles<

\m/^.^\m/

by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

what what

phrase made popular by rapper Noreaga or NORE. it can be used as a greeting like what up. or in a fight when you win, then get up in that bitches face and be like, what what!

what what homes! thizz is what it is

by sweetness-and-light June 3, 2007