19 definitions by sweetness-and-light

something you say when someone has said something retarded or fucked up, and you need them to realize what they said is so stupid they need to repeat it so you can be sure that they have just said something that idiotic. accompained by furrowed brow, bobbing head and neck, and a very pronounced, "Wh-utt?"
Raccoons are the most evolved creatures on earth.

What?!

Raccoons are -

No, I heard you. WHAT?!
by sweetness-and-light May 17, 2007
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ok, what you do is tell little kids this is the 'worst word in the English language'. they will say oh yeah I knew that because they wana seem cool, and will spread it around to their other stupid friends, who in turn will act like they already knew and will spread it to further people.
this is so fucking moko!!!
by sweetness-and-light May 26, 2007
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If you ever wondered how Mexican girls get their hair so shiny in their ponytail, it'z cuz they put Tres Flores in it. It's a sticky yellow thing that looks (and proly tastes) like earwax. Golden Sun is another type of brilliantine, but you know that shit doesn't smell as good as our tres flores!
Jane: Damn Raquel, how did you get your hair so shiny? Did you use earwax?

Raquel: No, I don't have to anymore since I got Tres Flores!

Jane: Wow I have to try it >smiles<

\m/^.^\m/
by sweetness-and-light May 1, 2007
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A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.
My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.
by sweetness-and-light April 30, 2007
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A sentence comprising of almost all cuss words.
Verbal Slap

That asshole bastard bitched about fucking that slutty cunt!
by sweetness-and-light May 1, 2007
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