6 definitions by swear guy

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

your so bored you type dis

person 1:I am so fucking bored bro. person 2: then type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. person 1: damn thank you

by swear guy October 3, 2023

penis

dick

person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*

by swear guy September 17, 2023

fuck

used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience or have sex with (someone)

person1: fuck you u ate my food! person2: no I fucking did not! person1: I know you ate it motherfucker! person2: you are a arsehole

by swear guy September 17, 2023

qwertyuiop[]akld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cx[pe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬

this is the most bore you have ever been typing random symbols and letters and numbers

person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome

by swear guy October 3, 2023

swear guy

thats me

me:I am swear guy

by swear guy September 17, 2023

dick

a man's penis.

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck

by swear guy September 16, 2023