Definitions by suzgirl
hijackchick
That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.
I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.
hijackchick by suzgirl September 21, 2019
Momminders
When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!
The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.
Momminders by suzgirl September 8, 2019
mumbelievmable
When you have created something so incredibly amazing that you are beyond believing it's real and true. You are dumbfounded and excited from your own creative success.
The amazing creators were in a state of mumbelievmable when they realized their creation was loved by the whole world! Everyone was in shock and awe and excited by the mumbelievmable success.
mumbelievmable by suzgirl August 21, 2019
Red Pen People
Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
Red Pen People by suzgirl August 20, 2019
AndyDufresned
When you have finally gotten out of that hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit your ex-bitch wife tossed and you gloriously reach the rains of freedom. Only then have you been officially AndyDufresned.
I finally got out of a hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit my ex-bitch wife put me through to reach the freedoms of being officially AndyDufresned.
AndyDufresned by suzgirl July 28, 2019
Address Adultress
When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?
My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?
Address Adultress by suzgirl April 10, 2019
obtusnoxious
That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.
obtusnoxious by suzgirl January 22, 2019