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Texassbackwards

This is an Ass Backwards place where newly created laws are from more than a half century ago. In this place, some people are living more than a half century behind in time.
In the year 2021, in Texassbackwards it's illegal to get an abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy. This place is so Ass Backwards in our current time, as women in every other first world nation democracy have the right to choose everything for their own bodies. Texassbackwards is a place where living laws are more than a half century behind in time! Perhaps they don't know it's 2021?
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
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Marringle

A married person who behaves like they are single.
My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
by suzgirl November 3, 2016
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obtusnoxious

When a person behaves both totally obnoxious and disgustingly obtuse at the same time.
That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.
by suzgirl January 22, 2019
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Myfuckingbody

Myfuckingbody is my fucking body which belongs to me and only me. I get to do what I want with it, how I want, where I want, when I want, and with whom I want. No person, no law, no government, no religion can tell me what to do with Myfuckingbody. It's Myfuckingbody so it's my fucking choice.
It's Myfuckingbody so I have the choice to do whatever the fuck I want to do with it.
by suzgirl June 28, 2022
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lackness

A significant lack of substance within a mean, arrogant, and mad context.
The middle aged daughter took her aging Mother for lunch. Her complete lackness of good behavior and interest clearly illustrated their awful relationship history. She just didn't care about her Mother as she displayed such apparent lackness of love.
by suzgirl November 24, 2016
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Momminder

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.
I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
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Dogson

A dogson is a dog which has characteristics more like a person than a dog. A dogson is a dog with human like qualities.
The dog sat up, stared into the camera and waited for the photographer to take his picture. He behaved more patient than a person. He must be a dogson, not a poodle.
by suzgirl January 17, 2017
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