suzgirl's definitions

Red Pen People

Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!

So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!

by suzgirl August 20, 2019

Marringle

A married person who behaves like they are single.

My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.

by suzgirl November 3, 2016

realgal

That one amazing friend who will tell you straight what the real deal is. He or she will simplify the truth and tell it to you, even when you don't want to hear it.

I couldn't see through all the lies until my realgal sat me down and explained the truth. I needed someone to see through all the bullshit and make sense of it for me.

by suzgirl March 20, 2017

impossigifter

Is a person who is impossible to buy a gift for. This could be because they have everything, or are extremely fussy, or return everything you give them.

My friend is an impossigifter. I can't seem to find her a good birthday gift, because everytime I give her something, she always returns it.

by suzgirl January 17, 2017

obtusnoxious

When a person behaves both totally obnoxious and disgustingly obtuse at the same time.

That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.

by suzgirl January 22, 2019

Address Adultress

When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?

My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?

by suzgirl April 10, 2019

Myfuckingbody

Myfuckingbody is my fucking body which belongs to me and only me. I get to do what I want with it, how I want, where I want, when I want, and with whom I want. No person, no law, no government, no religion can tell me what to do with Myfuckingbody. It's Myfuckingbody so it's my fucking choice.

It's Myfuckingbody so I have the choice to do whatever the fuck I want to do with it.

by suzgirl June 28, 2022