34 definitions by suzgirl
That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.
I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.
by suzgirl September 22, 2019
That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.
by suzgirl January 22, 2019
My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
by suzgirl November 4, 2016
I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.
by suzgirl March 17, 2023
I set up a “LOVE YA TABLE” in my kitchen on Valentine’s Day. I plant my annual flowers and vegetables in the spring. I decorate my house for Halloween. I carve a pumpkin and give out yummy treats. In November, I put my garden to bed for the winter. Then I ski as much as I can all winter, right into April. I have a perennial personality as I do the same thing year after year after year.
by suzgirl May 30, 2017
That one amazing friend who will tell you straight what the real deal is. He or she will simplify the truth and tell it to you, even when you don't want to hear it.
I couldn't see through all the lies until my realgal sat me down and explained the truth. I needed someone to see through all the bullshit and make sense of it for me.
by suzgirl March 20, 2017
It's the perfect easy flow of conversation with a best friend. I speak, then she speaks, I speak, then she speaks. It’s like the tick tock of a grandfather clock.
My best friend and I have the perfect converfriendsation. I speak, then she speaks, I speak, then she speaks. Our conversation flows easily like the tick tock of a grandfather clock. Real relaxed converfriendsation.
by suzgirl January 3, 2018