superbipolar420's definitions

fit bit

A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.

Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.

by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016

murderdom

Killing someone for a cause to end all the horrible suffering throughout a community, region or the world. Particularly murderdom is done on tyrants and bigots who abuse power.

Me: We have to commit murderdom on Donald Trump in order to save the world from total annihilation. He is an evil ruthless dictator that will stop at nothing to destroy the world.

by superbipolar420 August 12, 2016

De Jesus

Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.

Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!

by superbipolar420 July 6, 2016

frantic franny

Someone who gets overly hysterical about the dumbest things ever that don't even matter.

Tiffany: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I'm missing my make up bag.
Zack: Settle down frantic franny. Its not the end of the world.

by superbipolar420 January 28, 2016

canny bus

An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.

Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.

by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015

electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.

The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.

by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016

Cuntface Von Clownstick

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.

The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.

by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017