superbipolar420's definitions

fit bit

A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.

Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.

by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016

Cuntface Von Clownstick

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.

The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.

by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017

murderdom

Killing someone for a cause to end all the horrible suffering throughout a community, region or the world. Particularly murderdom is done on tyrants and bigots who abuse power.

Me: We have to commit murderdom on Donald Trump in order to save the world from total annihilation. He is an evil ruthless dictator that will stop at nothing to destroy the world.

by superbipolar420 August 12, 2016

canny bus

An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.

Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.

by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015

frantic franny

Someone who gets overly hysterical about the dumbest things ever that don't even matter.

Tiffany: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I'm missing my make up bag.
Zack: Settle down frantic franny. Its not the end of the world.

by superbipolar420 January 28, 2016

Trump disease

A newly diagnosed mental illness virus named after Donald Trump aka Fuckface Von Clownstick that makes people who have the disease, narcissistic, racist, turns them into a Nazi, makes them violent, makes them suicidal, makes them have low IQ's, and overall makes them entirely bad with money to the point of being homeless and then sponging off others for support while still being a narcissistic ungrateful sick asshole. Donald Trump himself planted this disease in order to make the world go crazy and it is extremely contagious and dangerous.

Trump disease is a deadly mental illness virus that is leading the planet to extinction and it must be treated soon before the end is near.

by superbipolar420 April 3, 2017

the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.

Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015