5 definitions by studebacherhoch

Ballcoozie

a mans(term used loosely) bathing suit somewhat resembling womens thong underwear. -not a pretty picture.

"speedo nut bag"
"butt floss"

cover the childrens eyes dear, here comes another ballcoozie

by studebacherhoch January 16, 2004

hill jack

1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister

honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.

by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004

Hee-Haw

Descriptive adjective pertaining to a towering level of inebriation.

See crunk

"The only reason she slept with you last night was because she was Hee-Haw drunk"

by studebacherhoch May 13, 2004

fricken

not as cool as "frucken"

i frucken ate it when e does dat

by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004

frucken

slang for the "mother" of all cuss words.
used mainly because friggin and frickin make you sound like a hill jack.

best used with a scottish accent.

i frucken ate dat spotty little bastud

by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004