2 definitions by stealthyasallama

1.An insult commonly used for fat men
2.the act of sticking your dick inside a cake and moving back and forth committing the sex act
1. Tom is such a cakefucker
2. I can't believe Tom is a cakefucker, he ruined my dessert.
by stealthyasallama May 18, 2005
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An excuse used by woman to decline men without seeming shallow
Allen has no confidence I can't possibly date him.
by stealthyasallama June 25, 2005
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