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n. A person who lives in a hicktown who feels the compulsive need to pop his collar and be a "gansterr". Observing scrodfish in their natural habital has become quite a phenomenon around the world, and watching how they interact with those around them is always interesting.
"We're doing a lab?"
-Ooooh scrodfish...

by specs92 April 10, 2009
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1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
by specs92 April 10, 2009
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