2 definitions by soup-time-at-marys111

Meador...the name given to unknown species that live in the sewers of neighborhoods. Meadors are rarely seen and only come out at night to scavenge for food. Usually large creatures, Meadors have become who they are by being bullied by peers. If you ever come across one of these beings, please report them to the police immediately, for scientists are still studying their rare brain functions and eating habits. Meadors usually speak in small grunts or mumbles. These creatures may seem cute at first, but dont fall for their fake tears and puffy cheeks, as they are just a distraction to get you into their tummy.
Person 1: Hey! Look it's a Meador chewing on that trash can!

Person 2: WOW! I've never seen one before, but we better get out of here before it mauls us!!
by soup-time-at-marys111 August 4, 2010
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