1 definition by silverwhale
abbrev; CKHS
^ A high school located in Kitsap County, Washington, United States. It is one of the seven schools in the Central Kitsap School District that provides secondary curriculum.
CKHS consists of:
1.) an ever-growing population of ‘alt’ girls / boys / non-binaries who consider themselves “emo” for wearing black and listening to Mitski
2.) Dudes who pretend to like Mitski so they could get with said “emo.”
<These individuals’ plans 9/10 usually do not work out.>
3.) Entitled fake hood dudes that primarily listen to mainstream rap artists similar to the likes of Yeat, Carti, Kanye, SlayWorld, etc; but then on rare occasions play a more ballad-like genre of R&B artists such as: Steve Lacy, Frank Ocean, Keshi, or Brent Faiyaz on either the aux or their Instagram Story to make a good impression on their shawty. (Ladies, don’t ever fall for this.)
4.) The same entitled fake hood dudes except nic addicted
5.) Wannabe ABG’s that for some reason romanticize The Bay and its gang culture.
6.) Some Unprofessional, Non-engaging teachers that fail to establish relevancy.
No, I do not want to hear about the psychedelic trips you experienced 100 years ago in college literally two seconds after you announced out loud the death of a public figure/celebrity in the middle of an exam.
For the most part, the staff are great.
7.) No lockers.
^ A high school located in Kitsap County, Washington, United States. It is one of the seven schools in the Central Kitsap School District that provides secondary curriculum.
CKHS consists of:
1.) an ever-growing population of ‘alt’ girls / boys / non-binaries who consider themselves “emo” for wearing black and listening to Mitski
2.) Dudes who pretend to like Mitski so they could get with said “emo.”
<These individuals’ plans 9/10 usually do not work out.>
3.) Entitled fake hood dudes that primarily listen to mainstream rap artists similar to the likes of Yeat, Carti, Kanye, SlayWorld, etc; but then on rare occasions play a more ballad-like genre of R&B artists such as: Steve Lacy, Frank Ocean, Keshi, or Brent Faiyaz on either the aux or their Instagram Story to make a good impression on their shawty. (Ladies, don’t ever fall for this.)
4.) The same entitled fake hood dudes except nic addicted
5.) Wannabe ABG’s that for some reason romanticize The Bay and its gang culture.
6.) Some Unprofessional, Non-engaging teachers that fail to establish relevancy.
No, I do not want to hear about the psychedelic trips you experienced 100 years ago in college literally two seconds after you announced out loud the death of a public figure/celebrity in the middle of an exam.
For the most part, the staff are great.
7.) No lockers.
BroDude 1: “Oh, you like Mitski too? She is my favorite artist”
Alt-Chick 1: “c’mon, stop lying to these hoes. u do not listen to Mitski”
Random Dude *eavesdropping* : “um Okay, then…... I’m gonna go to my non-existent locker now..”
A excerpt from a Central Kitsap High School Convo (probably)
‘Mitski’ could also be interchanged with ‘Pierce The Veil,’ ‘Taylor Swift,’ or ‘Deftones’
Alt-Chick 1: “c’mon, stop lying to these hoes. u do not listen to Mitski”
Random Dude *eavesdropping* : “um Okay, then…... I’m gonna go to my non-existent locker now..”
A excerpt from a Central Kitsap High School Convo (probably)
‘Mitski’ could also be interchanged with ‘Pierce The Veil,’ ‘Taylor Swift,’ or ‘Deftones’
by silverwhale September 10, 2022