7 definitions by silkysmooth85
by silkysmooth85 September 17, 2009
A-"Look at all those summer girls!"
B-"What?"
A-"Summer 18, summer 16 and summer 12."
B-"Who gives a fuck how old they are, let's see which one will fuck us or take an alaskan horseshoe."
B-"What?"
A-"Summer 18, summer 16 and summer 12."
B-"Who gives a fuck how old they are, let's see which one will fuck us or take an alaskan horseshoe."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
this is the girl/guy that you call when you are drunk and horny. You wouldn't have sex with Plan F when you are sober, but you didnt pick up anyone at the bar and cant get ahold of anyone else. Plan F is the person that no matter what time it is, he/she will always let you come over and have your way with them.
GUY1: "Ahh man, I was so wasted last night."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
by silkysmooth85 September 21, 2009
This is where you insert a deflated balloon in your partner's anus and proceed to inflate it until it pops causing immediate orgasm for the receiver and feces on the face of the giver.
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.
"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
The act of taking a dead body, putting a bomg inside and blowing it up. Best used against the family of the deceased as a way of furthering their suffering.
"That muthafucka Clint's mom died a couple weeks ago. I'm gonna dig her up and necrobomb the shit outta his place."
"Wanna go out and do a necrobombing tonight?"
"Wanna go out and do a necrobombing tonight?"
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009