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by scumslug December 29, 2009
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1. a female who gets romantically involved with 2 or more men and then drop the all of them except one.
2. female who draws you in only to set your gullible fuckin self up.
2. female who draws you in only to set your gullible fuckin self up.
1. i found out she was getting with 2 other dudes besides me. then she fuckin dropped me.
2. damn that bitch is a noodletrap
2. damn that bitch is a noodletrap
by scumslug October 21, 2009
Get the noodletrap mug.A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.
The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.
The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.
Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.
by scumslug October 18, 2009
Get the piss shoes mug.Qualities that closely resemble those of an ogre. Meaning the individual who posses ogresque qualities, is fat, extremely ugly and in worse cases, a tinted green.
Person 1: Hmmm. I love people watching sweetheart.
Person 2: yes yes. Oh my fuck, look at the one over there. That bitch posses the most ogresque qualities that i have ever seen.
Person 1: Thats my mother....
Person 2: i guess that means no sex tonight.... *sighs*
Person 2: yes yes. Oh my fuck, look at the one over there. That bitch posses the most ogresque qualities that i have ever seen.
Person 1: Thats my mother....
Person 2: i guess that means no sex tonight.... *sighs*
by scumslug October 18, 2009
Get the ogresque mug.A skimp is a term used to describe a female who is extremely sexy but at times may wear's skimpy outfits.
Overall, its just a term for a sexy female.
Overall, its just a term for a sexy female.
GIRL: HAI there boo.
BOY: yo whats good skimp. you lookin' damn fine today.
GIRL: AWE you so kind. im just tryin on some more 4 inch skirts.
BOY: yo whats good skimp. you lookin' damn fine today.
GIRL: AWE you so kind. im just tryin on some more 4 inch skirts.
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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