sarcomax's definitions

Sidewinder

Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.

Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

nhra

Motorsport for the redneck that coudn't figure out how to turn left. The only thing straight about the sport is the track.

cotton hill's beer belly is too large to fit trough a roll cage, so he can't be in the nhra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

McMansion

a house that has been super sized

I used to lice in a shack but ever since I added those thirteen extra rooms, I live in a mcmansion.

by sarcomax January 20, 2003

GSX

A buick made from 70 to 72...a real high point in car design...that is only fast when compared to mustangs.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003

Miss Softie

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

nascar

having to make only left turns like those redneck pussies driving around in counter clockwise circles wishing that they had enough grey matter to learn how to turn right. The least challenging form of motorsport, and the most popular in america proving once again that our nation is fucked up!!! Thanks George W!!!! Even motorcycle racing takes place in the rain. For those rednecks out there a motorcycle has two wheels and no roof and is capable of the same speeds of a nascar. (they can turn right also.)

There is a parade in my neighborhood so to get home I had to go nascar.

by sarcomax January 21, 2003