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Retrogurgitation

Combination of retro and regurgitation. Refers to product styling bestowed upon a product that just needs to be killed because it has not evolved, and the designers and marketing dept have run out of new ideas, so they just drag out 40 year-old photos, and say "here, let's just do this again".

Typified by recent versions of the Cooper Mini, Mustang, Beetle, Charger, and the PT Cruiser/Chevy HHR separated-at-birth twins.
Hey, check out my 'new' Air Jordans!

Uggg. Serious retroGURGitation. I'm gonna heave....
by salu1999 April 26, 2009
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Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.
That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.
by salu1999 October 19, 2009
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Locafacturing

Making of products in a specific region or country, for use by people in that region or country. Locafacturing is typically smaller, but more nimble to adapt to changes in the market or consumer preferences.
The Half Acre Brewery in Chicago is a damn tasty example of locafacturing.
by salu1999 February 26, 2011
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Vanishware

AKA Dead Media, Obsolete Tech, Old School, Outdated.

Any product or technology that has begun to vanish from production and/or use.
Floppy disks, typewriters, VHS tapes, film cameras, and lead-based paints are all products that have begun to vanish in recent history, though they may never completely go away.

Kevin Kelley has demonstrated how even ancient tools and products, such as horse-drawn plows and prehistoric knives are still being made today, but have vanished from popular use.

Sometimes products vanish as they converge into other products. Fewer people carry PDAs as cellphones have begun offering that capability, and pocket radios merged into separate products - the car stereo and the portable stereo (boombox).

In some cases, Vanishware may make comebacks, such as the vinyl record or electric car.
Steam Car
Typewriter
Audiocassette
VHS Tape
Rotary Phone
Smart Media flash card
Zip Disk
Floppy Disk
Car Phone
Desktop PC
"I can't get bigger memory for my camera since Smart Media became Vanishware"
by salu1999 February 16, 2008
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Helmet Nazi

Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.
God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!
by salu1999 September 21, 2011
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Decorating Mahogany

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!
by salu1999 May 25, 2010
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Manpumps

Flamboyant men's heeled shoes that are often done in reptile-skin, and overly long, in the style of many women's designer heels, where the shoe appears to be much longer than the foot.
Did you hear Barry going on and on about some guy named Carlos Enrico? What was that about?

He was talking about those god-awful manpumps he was wearing.
by salu1999 November 14, 2011
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