6 definitions by rug dude

Piss miss

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.

I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.

by rug dude August 9, 2012

Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

Box butter

The white, creamy discharge found at the base of the penis & girls taint during sex. It's the pussy juice changing color while fucking......like churning butter.

I love using BOX BUTTER to lubricate the clit while having sex. I also love the look & taste of it as well!!

by rug dude October 8, 2014

V stream

The act of urinating when 2 streams, shaped like a V come out of the penis. Usually 1-2 hours after ejaculation.

I went to take a piss and had a "V STREAM" shoot completely outside the bowl.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

Sticky eye

the trajectory of sperm shooting into ones eye.

No, my girlfriend doesn't have pink eye......It's just a minor case of "STICKY EYE"

by rug dude August 6, 2012

Love butter

The white creamy juice that forms at the base of the penis during sex. It's the pussy juice changing color after being churned like butter

I love using love butter to lubricate a chicks clit......I also just like how it looks!!
B=======D

by rug dude October 8, 2014