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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
mugGet the SMESmug.

Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.
Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
mugGet the Bobbleheadsmug.

e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.
Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?
by rperazag July 9, 2010
mugGet the e-cigarettemug.

twiblings

Siblings (brothers or sisters) close enough to almost be twins.
My sister Emily is so close to me that we feel more like twiblings.
by rperazag January 2, 2011
mugGet the twiblingsmug.

Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.
"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."
by rperazag May 30, 2010
mugGet the Lovely Bonesmug.

The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.
Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
mugGet the The Huffington Poomug.

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
mugGet the Whiskypediamug.

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