rperazag's definitions

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

About to fly

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.

A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."

by rperazag July 10, 2010

proofiness

A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.

Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.

by rperazag November 8, 2010

Workxicated

The psychological state of a workaholic.

Yo, for God´s sake, get a real life... you are so workxicated!

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 6, 2010

TV friendly

Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.

I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 16, 2010