rperazag's definitions

Pay What You Want

A trend gaining momentum by which diners at restaurants choose what they pay for their meals.

Let´s face it, no more fancy restaurants, this is the Pay What You Want Economy

by rperazag May 26, 2010

Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.

"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."

by rperazag May 30, 2010

Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"

by rperazag May 31, 2010

Yakky

Someone who is noisy, alternately hype and-self-pitying.

(hype: very excitable or nervous temperament; high-strung: emotionally stimulated or overexcited.)

Hon I can´t stand your wild swing moods. Get a grip and stop been so bloody yakky!

by rperazag June 7, 2010