roundthewheel's definitions

swamp crotch

A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.

Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.

by roundthewheel November 9, 2008

populist

An adjective used by snobby intellectuals and elitists basically as code for "this is what morons like."

Larry the Cable Guy's brand of populist humor brought the house down at my family reunion.

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

George Feeny

The mercurial teacher/principal/professor, mentor, and next-door neighbor of Cory and Eric Matthews on the erstwhile TGIF sitcom Boy Meets World. Although an endless fount of sound advice, Feeny was careful never to solve the kids' problems for them outright, allowing them to come to the proper conclusion on their own. Played by William Daniels, who provided the voice of K.I.T.T., the talking car on Knight Rider.

George Feeny didn't just teach Cory Matthews about life. He taught me too.

by roundthewheel October 7, 2008

Nintendo

A catch-all term used by parents to refer to any video game console, including those not manufactured by Nintendo.

Parent: When I was your age, I played outside! I didn't have my face glued to a Nintendo all day!

Child: Dad, please. This is a PS3.

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

chik'n

The vegetarian alternative to chicken. Printed as such on Boca Burger and Morning Star boxes.

"These nuggets don't quite taste like chicken..."
"That's because they're not chicken, they're chik'n."
"Oh....."

*takes out of mouth, drops in trash can*

by roundthewheel June 10, 2008

verbal tipping

Acknowledging a waiter/waitress by telling them what a good job they did serving your table. Often used by old people and usually unaccompanied by a monetary tip.

I wish I could have told those old people off for the verbal tipping they gave me, but they were just so nice I didn't have the heart.

by roundthewheel June 10, 2008

rock band

1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.

2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)

Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009