roundthewheel's definitions

air five

A pantomimed high five, performed in unison with someone who is too far away (e.g. across a room) to give you an actual high five.

When the professor announced that class would be canceled, Eric and Nathan gave each other an air five.

by roundthewheel November 6, 2008

unflushable

Term for a boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to be dumped, or is ignorant of the fact that you are trying to dump them.

Coined by Jeff Murdoch in the first episode of the UK series "Coupling".

No matter how many times Steve tries to dump her, Jane remains unflushable.

by roundthewheel November 8, 2008

OCRemix

A website ostensibly dedicated to collecting remixes of songs from video games and proving that music composed for video games is as viable and has as much integrity as music composed for any other purpose. However, the songs submitted for approval are judged - and subsequently accepted or rejected (usually the latter) - almost entirely on their production values, with little regard for whether a song is entertaining and fun to listen to or if it would add some variety to the site's overall catalog. Although few would argue that a certain standard is indeed necessary in preventing just any old schmuck from getting a steaming pile of crap posted to the site, one cannot help but sometimes wonder if the members of the judges' panel overanalyze songs to the point of impairing their ability to simply have fun with them. This lends itself to the impression that the judges' panel is an elitist musicians' circle jerk, although such an observation is probably somewhat harsh, as there is no doubt that much of the material on OCRemix, if not nearly all of it, is among the best in terms of musical quality.

The judges' panel rejected a remix Sean made for a game that hadn't been covered on OCRemix yet, but a day later, they posted their umpteen gazillionth Chrono Trigger remix onto the site.

by roundthewheel November 8, 2008

swamp crotch

A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.

Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.

by roundthewheel November 9, 2008

populist

An adjective used by snobby intellectuals and elitists basically as code for "this is what morons like."

Larry the Cable Guy's brand of populist humor brought the house down at my family reunion.

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

rock band

1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.

2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)

Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

Nintendo

A catch-all term used by parents to refer to any video game console, including those not manufactured by Nintendo.

Parent: When I was your age, I played outside! I didn't have my face glued to a Nintendo all day!

Child: Dad, please. This is a PS3.

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009