1 definition by real-adhd-guy
People with ADHD:
Misplace their wallet while looking for their keys then misplace their cellphone while looking for their wallet.
Are employed part time looking for where they parked.
Don't require closet space because they use their bed during the day and the floor at night.
Write their name on the wrong line of a form and cross it out then write it again on that same line.
Say goodbye and shake hands with the person that is supposed to give them a ride home.
Need to finish their assignment that was due 2 weeks ago so they can work on the one due last week so they can study for todays exam before they find out it was yesterday.
Try to open their apartment door with their car key.
Misplace their wallet while looking for their keys then misplace their cellphone while looking for their wallet.
Are employed part time looking for where they parked.
Don't require closet space because they use their bed during the day and the floor at night.
Write their name on the wrong line of a form and cross it out then write it again on that same line.
Say goodbye and shake hands with the person that is supposed to give them a ride home.
Need to finish their assignment that was due 2 weeks ago so they can work on the one due last week so they can study for todays exam before they find out it was yesterday.
Try to open their apartment door with their car key.
In recent study it was found that Adderall improved ADHD symptoms in 70% of the subjects. The other 30% are still hoping the bottle with all the pills in it will turn up.
by real-adhd-guy October 12, 2008