ratsbackside's definitions

swamp gas

An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.

The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.

by ratsbackside January 15, 2023

Karma Music

When the thot who left you for the worst snake in the grass work out how their relationship was formed on triangulation, deceit, attention, spite and narcissism and they confess they need to sleep beside a person they don't love - for the rest of their lives til death do they part - that's Karma Music to all of my senses. Wait until the good looks have faded and watch them tear themselves apart. 2 superficial mutts have wasted their lives with someone they despise.

When I hear of how Slagley and Bradford hate each others guts, it is Karma music to my ears. It s always good for a chuckle.

by ratsbackside December 9, 2019

Cash Apology

When your "parents" have deceived you and then realise that you will find out eventually, they set about buying you EVERYTHING so you wont hate them for what they've done from the age of 14. So you get a brand new motor cross bike, then a brand new helmet, and motorcross boots and gloves and goggles, and trips everywhere so you can ride. Then they buy you more motorbikes and more helmets and they make you the "Golden Child" so you refuse to hear the truth and hate them.

SInce Muzza's dad was told that junior didn't think he was his real dad, his parents have gone nuts and bought him everything he ever wanted. His fake grand parents are in on it too. They changed his birth certificate so he wouldn't find out. That's what you call a Cash Apology - and then some.

by ratsbackside December 8, 2020

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

A - Holic

Someone who is unfortunately addicted to being an a - hole. They can't help themselves and no amount of therapy can cure them. They are a chronic arsehole. They treat others as if they don't matter. It's all about them.

Bradford and Shirley are chronic A - Holics after treating "their" son as they have. His feelings never mattered. There is no hope for them.

by ratsbackside April 20, 2017

RJ

Abbreviation for rim job - usually for the act but also as a derogatory tag for a fuckwit

Some smartarse millennial called me Karen for displaying common sense (something way above his pay grade)- so I called him RJ coz he is another level above dropkick. Seemed perfectly suited to this arse muncher.

by ratsbackside January 18, 2021

Pomcom

British situation comedy using pommy stereotypes and pasty pommy caricatures. Lame ass toilet comedy with dopey accents like Hyacinth Bucket, Morcombe and Unwise, Dick Enema.......... Carry on snowflake............

Q: What's on TV tonight?

A: Fuck all as usual - just every pomcom ever made on every fucking channel. Utter utter utter utter utter trash

by ratsbackside September 26, 2023