49 definitions by pornstitute

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 26, 2023

Dithered

A delay in video....most notably from the era of real video and vivo active players..

Her video was dithered, and wouldn't play.

by pornstitute September 7, 2022

White

A back handed or facetious way of saying Magnanimous. Popularized in "The Enforcer" and "The Eiger Sanction"

That's Mighty White Of You.

by pornstitute April 27, 2021

Instagram Boyfriend

Cuck who needs validation posing as a boyfriend on the internet of online and "celebrated" personalities. Some looking more like brothers or sons.
Also: Instagram Husband

That pornstar seems to have an Instagram Boyfriend.

by pornstitute April 14, 2023

Paedgelist

Beating a guy up who tries to screw your under aged child.

The paedgelist beat down the paedophile

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

VIDS

Versatile Immune Deficiency Syndrome, coined by comic The Black Jester, as a joke specifizing the reality of the out of date GRIDS. A term in the 80s for AIDS.

A man left the pile saying "I need to return the VIDS."

by pornstitute September 21, 2022