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Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.
"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."
by pornstitute October 12, 2019
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A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.
by pornstitute August 7, 2023
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A person or company that brown noses and acts kindly to totalitarian states like China.
Don't be a Xitface, say no to commies.
by pornstitute October 12, 2019
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A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!
by pornstitute August 16, 2023
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Bonzainite or Bonzai'd person, represents Canaanite adults who were essentially given a death-coma before 18. Looking very child like. Stunted growth.
Dakota Fanning looks like a Bonzainite.....
by pornstitute April 10, 2023
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To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).
Seems they are left in Xi Cold.
by pornstitute October 12, 2019
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Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.
The TEH won't date a Trans.
by pornstitute October 15, 2021
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