49 definitions by pornstitute

Dreams Of Genie

A very gay man. A kin to Darren. Flaming....

That guy is so flaming, he dreams of genie.

by pornstitute March 3, 2023

Goofying

Sex with children, often as furries or costume characters, not exclusively.
Goofying, or Goofying around.

Call the cops, this guy is goofying....nah shoot him in the head.

by pornstitute August 18, 2023

Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

Hillbilly Head

When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.

He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.

by pornstitute February 18, 2023

Down To Clown

Planning to rape a child.

That dude near the ball pit looks Down to Clown.

by pornstitute October 25, 2023

Congo Gangbang

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.

They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.

by pornstitute September 2, 2022

Cis

Born As

He's cisgender.

by pornstitute June 27, 2023