Definitions by pornhorn50

rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

todoy 

n. to-do list for today's chores or tasks

My to-do list is so long it overwhelms me. My todoy list is much more manageable. I feel better only looking at the things that have to be done today.

todoy by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

porn horn 

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

porn horn by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

crabgrass

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

crabgrass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

crab grass 

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her pubic grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crab grass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

crab grass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

bonely 

v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.

I am feeling so bonely tonight that I will be pulling my pud as soon as I make it to my car.

bonely by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010