10 definitions by pornhorn50
(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
by pornhorn50 January 19, 2010
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010
v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.
by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010
My to-do list is so long it overwhelms me. My todoy list is much more manageable. I feel better only looking at the things that have to be done today.
by pornhorn50 January 19, 2010
1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...
by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010
1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her pubic grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crab grass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.
by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010
1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.
by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010