4 definitions by polyglotjew
Gianmaria is the most wonderful boy on Earth. He's as knowledgeable as the owl from Avatar: The Last Airbender and has a warm, grandfatherly smile. He is as much of a fantastic cook as he is studious. All the girls wish they were with Gianmaria, because he's not only cooler than cool (ice cold), but also because he's tender and sensitive as well.
I was at the library the other day, when I saw Gianmaria, reading a book on the Peloponnesian Wars; next to him was a table of girls staring at him admirably.
by polyglotjew November 19, 2016
Lidia is the most responsible of your friends. She is very cute and makes sure you're doing well, but also doesn't tolerate any of your shit because she is a strong, collected woman. Her hair is as soft as a horse's tail, but sharp enough to slice a rose in half.
Broccoli is her favorite food, and she's so much of a badass that centuries after she's ascended to Heaven, her devotees will still be placing bowls of broccoli at the foot of her tomb.
She is so divine, you need to learn the Cyrillic alphabet before even uttering her name, and insulting her is punishable by death in every country on Earth.
Broccoli is her favorite food, and she's so much of a badass that centuries after she's ascended to Heaven, her devotees will still be placing bowls of broccoli at the foot of her tomb.
She is so divine, you need to learn the Cyrillic alphabet before even uttering her name, and insulting her is punishable by death in every country on Earth.
by polyglotjew November 19, 2016
Marin is a very lovely tall puppy dog of a boy. He's the Clifford the Big Red Dog of wonderful happy boys. The only thing stopping you from turning to stone from his charming gaze are his glasses which double as protective lenses to save people (from his charming gaze).
His English is better than yours and he's smarter than everyone in the room combined. His hair is always fantastic and when he gets high he needs to hold your hand constantly, but it's okay, because his silky smooth grip reminds you of your time in your mother's comfy womb.
He is friends with everyone, from Canadians to cannibals. When he walks down the street, people go, "god damn, he's one baaaaaaaaaaaad Marin!" He even puts the US Marines to shame.
His English is better than yours and he's smarter than everyone in the room combined. His hair is always fantastic and when he gets high he needs to hold your hand constantly, but it's okay, because his silky smooth grip reminds you of your time in your mother's comfy womb.
He is friends with everyone, from Canadians to cannibals. When he walks down the street, people go, "god damn, he's one baaaaaaaaaaaad Marin!" He even puts the US Marines to shame.
by polyglotjew November 19, 2016
Rado is a Slavic god who may be a bit intimidating at first, but only because you're not nearly as cool as he. He's wrestled bears WHILE stealing your girl, and jumping through spinning helicopter blades. His manly aura would melt a pool filled with candles. He makes Viktor Krum piss himself and he isn't even a wizard. Rado is in perfect shape but never works out. His velvet laughter is the natural force which wakes up bees and gets them to pollinate flowers.
His sneezes are the most potent aphrodisiac known to man. His taste in music is too refined for common ears to appreciate, and he's always the most well-read person on every subject.
God bless Rado, the Pride of Bulgaria. Nay, humanity.
His sneezes are the most potent aphrodisiac known to man. His taste in music is too refined for common ears to appreciate, and he's always the most well-read person on every subject.
God bless Rado, the Pride of Bulgaria. Nay, humanity.
by polyglotjew November 19, 2016