8 definitions by philadelphiadiplomat
A cultural cross-section of people usually hailing from the more eastern parts of Europe whose sartorial preferences heavily include velour tracksuits. They can be spotted alone or in groups at markets, gyms, malls, beaches, boardwalks, clubs, and e-ing. Much to the chagrin of others, they find velour perfectly suitable for any and every occasion: indoor, outdoor, day, night, both formal and informal. Do not be fooled though, while some of them have tracksuits for every day of the week and any occasion, others have very few tracksuits which they wear all the time. Be conscious, Velouropeans such as these douse themselves far heavier in colognes such as Drakkar Noir and Cool Water than their cohorts who own more velour.
"Hey, check out that gang of Velouropeans hanging out right in front of the doorway, clogging up the passage. Who makes those tracksuits anyway, Armani or Lacoste?"
"Looks more like Enyce to me."
"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."
"Looks more like Enyce to me."
"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."
by philadelphiadiplomat September 5, 2014
Blow, cocaine, white, boom, pow, slam, pop, Rocket fuel, John McLane, Johnny Mac, snow, blizow, avalanche, skiing, ski slopes, etc.
by philadelphiadiplomat August 11, 2019
Once I bent Brittney over to put it in, I caught an glimpse of that unsightly balloon knot. It was so surreal...it was whorreinous.
by philadelphiadiplomat July 26, 2019
Staged ‘paparazzi’ used as phony props to embellish the pomp, circumstance, and ego of B-list celebrities, prom parties, aging athletes and millennials with delusions of grandeur. Proparazzi are usually friends or rented.
Did you see the proparazzi she rented just to go clubbing? Charlatans.
They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...
They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...
by philadelphiadiplomat October 8, 2018
When the string of hash tags following the post is actually longer than the post itself, it needs to be 'bashtagged'. Also, when an abuser produces a string of 'hashtags' so long that they are almost impossible to read without cracking up because each 'hashtag' is stupider than the next, 'bashtagging' is called for. Frankly, there are so many egregious and capricious use of 'hashtags' in this day and age, you'll find yourself wanting to 'bashtag' more and more. That is fine because 'bashtagging' is simple, fun, and has several uses. While still an intellectual activity, 'bashtagging' points out the more obvious details in a picture or in any way insults the original string of 'hashtags' making it infinitely more hilarious. It's like legal spray painting.
"Look at how many hashtags this div put after his post...there's like 26. Don't they have anything else to do?"
"Well it looks to me like they missed a couple of things; down for a little bashtagging?"
"Well it looks to me like they missed a couple of things; down for a little bashtagging?"
by philadelphiadiplomat August 4, 2014
by philadelphiadiplomat January 1, 2020
A state similar to delirium, chaos, or absurdity. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a situation.
Last night's party was absolute riduculum; especially after that one woman rode in on a giraffe.
You got your train ticket tattooed on your arm??? Now that's pure ridiculum.
You got your train ticket tattooed on your arm??? Now that's pure ridiculum.
by philadelphiadiplomat February 14, 2020