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Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.
Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"
by phantom5 June 1, 2005
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Brofonomo

Coined by the visionary and front-end designer Dexter Adams, the word brofonomo insinuates a connection with a person is so close that they may as well be your brother, from another mother of course.
I really appreciate you being there for me when my car broke down brofonomo. You've always been like family.
by Phantom5 January 3, 2013
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flip flops

My sceret obsession of footwear. What I wear on my feet when no one is looking.

Rad shoes for dudes.
"It just isn't fare for me. I like to wear flip flops because all the other dudes at school and tv wear'em! Flip Flops are one of the most raddest shoes to wear on hot days"
by phantom5 May 17, 2005
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Blue Meanie

The Conflict in the Beattle's Yellow Submarin
Choca canga and the wota sam rara in the BLUE MEANIE's
by phantom5 December 31, 2004
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Maleficent

Out of all the Disney Villans, Maleficent is an evil Fairy. In the cheap Disney adoption of the 1959 animated movie Sleeping Beauty she was pisst that she didn't get to go to Princess Auroa's birthday day party, so she made a retarded treat saying, when the princess has her 16th Birthday she'd die from getting her figure pricked from the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to use her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.

Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non-Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.
"I think Darth Vader and Maleficent would have made a great couple, she is a Sith too, isn't she. Although her name should be changed to Ele Vader."
by phantom5 September 18, 2005
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Aladdin

The Arabian story about a terrorist who falls in love with a hot Arab Priness called Jasmine, finds a magic lamp with a genie inside it and has to save the kingdom from So Dam In Sane.
Aladdin works for George Bush.
by phantom5 February 13, 2005
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dog

1.My worst nightmare and fear followingcicadas, falure,homosexuals and retards and worst of all summerschool aka HELL .

2.The most common fear(for me anyway)since the fear of death and the dark.

3.An animal that I have to avoid every mourning and afternoon as I go and come back from school.
1."I have finally been convinced to like certain animals besides dogs, because I'm now officially K9phobic at this time."

2."Oh god a dog is coming to my path, where is a mass when I need it!"

3."The more dad tells me not to be afraid of dogs as I ride my bike to school and back, is that you are just telling to risk getting bitten, have rabies and go the hospital for half my life!" "God bless cats though!"
by phantom5 July 18, 2008
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