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Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.
Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run
by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015
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