paul's definitions

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004

Announcer

A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.

Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?

by Paul August 23, 2004

phat

Pretty High And Tempting

A great looking girl is PHAT

by Paul February 20, 2005

Noonie

A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love

A female's sexual organ

by Paul February 14, 2004

fwample

1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.

1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.

by Paul July 29, 2005

Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.

I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.

by Paul August 23, 2004