paul's definitions

slut puppy

The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.

My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal

Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal

by Paul June 6, 2004

Veng

See ZaPpeh,
Veng = Vengeance
Also known as a Knob Jockey

Veng sucks the Twat.

by Paul July 23, 2004

windjammer

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.

arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer

by paul December 25, 2003

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

ruffe

Something someone slips into a girl's drink so he can have sex with her

Peter wants to slip a ruffe into Tara's drink so he can have sex with her.

by Paul May 13, 2005

girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004

Capdown

capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. fucking incredible.

"wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life"
"i love capdown"
"fuck mcdonalds"

by paul November 11, 2003