paul's definitions

THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

by paul January 13, 2004

Noonie

A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love

A female's sexual organ

by Paul February 14, 2004

Announcer

A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.

Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?

by Paul August 23, 2004

fwample

1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.

1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.

by Paul July 29, 2005

Brookline is My Lady

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

by Paul March 22, 2004

Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians

I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.

by Paul September 8, 2004

Capdown

capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. fucking incredible.

"wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life"
"i love capdown"
"fuck mcdonalds"

by paul November 11, 2003