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"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
Is Jared a total stoofek or what?
by paul April 23, 2004
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Sean is a spacktard.
by paul January 23, 2004
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A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.
by paul February 7, 2004
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Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.
by paul August 24, 2004
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The REAL and original eram. From MFO.

Very l33t.
eram likes the SQUISHIES!!! Wheee!!!
by paul February 25, 2005
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The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.
"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"
by paul February 1, 2005
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Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.
arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer
by paul December 25, 2003
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