paul's definitions

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003

wing house

To receive head in the back of a car while eating hot wings, and your friend drives you around.

Chris was driving Jamie around last weekend while he was getting a wing house in the back the car .

by Paul February 16, 2005

motspur

The wheel on a shopping cart that looks totally normal.....but when the trolley is loaded makes the whole thing uncontrollable.

Look that cart is motspurred

by Paul December 25, 2003

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003

man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 11, 2004

Thankyaaaah

Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first attributes to Patrick Trueman (if you don't know, consider yourself lucky), although this is a tenuous link at best.

(me): Here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

(me): here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

by Paul December 2, 2003

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003