paul's definitions

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

death breath

When your friend says hello and you fall back 2 paces

Where did you eat last night.......in a fucking graveyard?!!!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

by paul December 25, 2003

GPU

Graphics Processing Unit
Used to watch high-quality porn

My NVIDIA GPU kicks your ATI GPU's ASS! OWNED

by Paul October 14, 2003

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

bang out

1.A term used mostly by heterosexual males to describe engaging in sexual intercourse with a female or multiple females.
2.A term used to describe doing something quickly.

1.I'm gonna get drunk and bang out Jessica tonight.
2.I gotta bang out a term paper tonight.

by Paul December 28, 2004