paul's definitions

Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by Paul September 29, 2003

piss poor pacman

this is someone who cant handle their sweeties(ecstacy)

he only had 2 and he was trippin what a piss poor pacman

by paul September 28, 2003

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

5190

Definition of a typical asian female, 5 feet 1 inches and 90 lbs.

51 90
fifty-one ninety

I went to an asian club last night and all I saw were 5190s.

by Paul January 23, 2005

cupcake

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus sphincter when a fart is released; upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence in his/her hand and puts it in someone's face.

Greg was getting ready to cupcake Pete.

by Paul March 23, 2004

Meat Jousting

Homosexual Male Sex

Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.

by paul March 14, 2004

JApplet

1: An extended version of java.applet.Applet that adds support for the JFC/Swing component architecture.

2: A small Jap's eye; the male urethral opening.

1. import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;

public class JAppletExample extends JApplet {

public void init() {
WindowUtilities.setNativeLookAndFeel();
Container content = getContentPane();
content.setBackground(Color.white);
content.setLayout(new FlowLayout());
content.add(new JButton("Button 1"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 2"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 3"));
}
}

2. "Hit me with that fish one more time and I'll stick barbed wire up your japplet. Bitch."

by Paul September 12, 2005