paul's definitions

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

fashaw

for sure!! Oh Definately

Dude you wanna get baked.
"Fa Shaw nigz"

by paul January 11, 2005

Ja Rule

a has been raper.

remember last year Ja Rule was pumpin put those hitz but now hes getting butt fucked my 50 cent!

by paul July 24, 2003

Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.

I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 23, 2004

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004