8 definitions by pad

langered

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004

familus

(noun) the familus is the most essential group you plug deeply with by stuff beyond the gene pool... and is not lame, pointless or accidental like a gang, tribe or family

hey I'm just off down the road to meet up with the folks of my familus cos they plug!

my familus don't plug with that idea!

by pad April 4, 2004

tt

Tit Torture. Fantastic rough sex foreplay and during gay play.

I'm into a bit of TT (having my tits played with) when getting a blow job.

by pad July 8, 2004

elephants

drunk, hammered, slaughtered. Used particularly in dublin.

She was absolutely elephants last night.
She was totally drunk last night.

by pad July 20, 2004

plug

(verb) to connect with in a special telepathic way OR "noun" the special connection folks have.

Jeez they were happy with their plug cos no one else could understand what it was. That made'em feel special like a smart arse.

The familus was fully plugged.

by pad April 4, 2004

master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.

I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

by pad March 7, 2005

Indeed[PaD]

PaD's word, IndeedPaD

PaD to Sarah: IndeedPaD

by pad April 24, 2005