Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.
by osan January 09, 2020
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Nump

An absurdly futile act.
Endless numping gets you nowhere.

His nump was met with predictable failure.
by osan January 25, 2020
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Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.
Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.
by osan August 24, 2021
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foob

A person with either no redeeming qualities within a given context, or no redeeming qualities of which to speak, whatsoever.
Those foobs couldn't write proper software if their lives depended on it.

He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.
by osan May 24, 2022
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Krakenhole

Just another world for the anus. We have a crack, and somewhere therein we find a hole. But the spelling plays on the notion of the "Kraken", great and evil monster.
It made me wince to see that poor bastard take it right up his krakenhole.
by osan May 24, 2022
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Bullshittinous

adj. of, or characterized by or as bullshit.
Their bullshittinous justifications for further restrictions on the rights of free men resulted in the furtherance of tyranny and serfdom.
by osan May 27, 2020
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pissywink

A human of impossibly small mind and spirit, weak egoed, self-hating, self-important, drama queef, who is mad at the world, and is exemplified by the so-called and typical "left progressive" of the early twentieth century.
She's just a little pissywink, stomping and carrying on like a toddler to get attention.
by osan March 23, 2021
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