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pissywink

A human of impossibly small mind and spirit, weak egoed, self-hating, self-important, drama queef, who is mad at the world, and is exemplified by the so-called and typical "left progressive" of the early twentieth century.
She's just a little pissywink, stomping and carrying on like a toddler to get attention.
by osan March 23, 2021
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Theire

Third person possessive pronoun denoting those in effective material power on this planet.
The production of bioweapons is Theire pathway to global dominion via mass population culling.
by osan January 23, 2024
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Nump

An absurdly futile act.
Endless numping gets you nowhere.

His nump was met with predictable failure.
by osan January 25, 2020
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Stoopid

Stupidity made manifest by a non-stupid person. Such seemingly stupid behaviors issue from otherwise intellectually intact people suffering from attitudinal problems such that the will to act stupidly becomes unalterably manifest.

Whereas stupidity cannot be cured, stoopidity requires nothing more than the willingness of the person acting as if he were actually stupid to do otherwise.

The problem with stoopidity and where it differs from ignorance lies in the fact that the ignorant man, having come to realize his deficiency will endeavor to correct his condition. The stoopid man, however, will consciously refuse to change.

Therefore, stoopidity is primarily a condition of attitude, will, and the conscious choices that follow therefrom.
Used in the precise same way as "stupid", the only difference being the connotation that the stoopid person is that way by choice rather than due to some unavoidable condition.

Therefore: "Man that guy is stupid," should mean that the person in question is, in fact, unalterably stupid by birth, head trauma, brain lesions, or whatever condition that may cause such a state of existence to arise. Such a person cannot be held accountable for his state of being.

"Man that guy is stoopid," connotes a person who has no justifiable excuse for his stupid behavior; that he actually chooses to act stupidly for whatever reason and will not alter himself despite having been shown his error.
by osan November 4, 2012
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Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.
Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.
by osan August 24, 2021
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Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.
by osan January 9, 2020
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foob

A person with either no redeeming qualities within a given context, or no redeeming qualities of which to speak, whatsoever.
Those foobs couldn't write proper software if their lives depended on it.

He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.
by osan May 24, 2022
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