osan's definitions

Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

by osan January 9, 2020

Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.

Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.

by osan August 24, 2021

Stoopid

The will to stupidity. To be "stoopid" is to behave as if you were stupid, but lacking the physical excuses such as brain lesions. It is stupidity by choice, rather than by virtue of circumstances beyond one's control.

The stoopid is strong in this one.

She'd be pretty smart, were she not so stoopid.

by osan January 16, 2021

antivalid

being more than simply devoid of validity, but which positively diminishes the valence, credibility, or saliency of the thing or notion in question into a less-than-zero status, revealing an actively disparaged, degenerate, absurd, idiotic or harmful quality such that the thing in question becomes a rightful object for ridicule and utter dismissal.

The idea that the individual must suborn his rights to the collective is antivalid.

by osan October 19, 2025

Krakenhole

Just another world for the anus. We have a crack, and somewhere therein we find a hole. But the spelling plays on the notion of the "Kraken", great and evil monster.

It made me wince to see that poor bastard take it right up his krakenhole.

by osan May 24, 2022

foob

A person with either no redeeming qualities within a given context, or no redeeming qualities of which to speak, whatsoever.

Those foobs couldn't write proper software if their lives depended on it.

He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.

by osan May 24, 2022

pissywink

A human of impossibly small mind and spirit, weak egoed, self-hating, self-important, drama queef, who is mad at the world, and is exemplified by the so-called and typical "left progressive" of the early twentieth century.

She's just a little pissywink, stomping and carrying on like a toddler to get attention.

by osan March 23, 2021