2 definitions by nomames661

santa clarita

most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.

santa clarita

lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo

lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc

by nomames661 January 26, 2021

Junior year

good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)

sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!

junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*

sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!

junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now

by nomames661 April 13, 2022